BREAKING: A$AP Rocky Reveals New Tattoo That’s Actually a QR Code to His Grocery List
Los Angeles, CA – In a move that’s baffled fans and tattoo artists alike, A$AP Rocky has debuted a bold new face tattoo that, when scanned, leads directly to his weekly grocery list.
The rapper and fashion icon appeared at Paris Fashion Week sporting the sleek black-and-white QR code inked just below his left ear. When scanned, it links to a Google Doc titled “A$AP’s Essentials,” which includes oat milk, organic strawberries, vegan sushi, and a suspiciously large amount of lavender-scented dish soap.
When asked about the unconventional ink, Rocky told Vogue, “It’s not just a tattoo. It’s a lifestyle. I always forget what I need at Whole Foods. Now I don’t have to.”
Fans were quick to react. One tweeted, “Bro really turned his skin into Instacart,” while another said, “If it doesn’t scan at checkout, does he get kicked out?”
Tattoo experts are divided. Some hail the design as “post-modern body art with utility,” while others warn of “a dangerous trend toward printable humans.”
Meanwhile, rumors swirl that Rihanna is considering a matching barcode tattoo that links to their baby’s snack schedule.
Stay tuned for updates — and if you see Rocky in public, maybe don’t scan him without asking.
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